What you save · vs the agency you almost hired
Not because SideGuy is worse · because the chassis carries 80% of what agencies bill humans for. Same output. 60-80% lower cost.
| What you need | Agency cost | SideGuy cost | You save |
|---|---|---|---|
| Initial SEO audit + ship-plan | $2,000–$5,000 (2-4 week · slide deck) |
$250 (3-5 day · structured report) |
$1,750–$4,750 |
| Full SEO engagement (audit + cleanup + substrate + tools) |
$15,000–$50,000 (3-mo retainer · meetings + reports) |
$2,000 (10-day onboarding · async · tools delivered) |
$13,000–$48,000 |
| Monthly maintenance / ongoing | $3,000–$15,000/mo (12-mo retainer · auto-renew) |
$500/mo · optional (daily ship-and-shave · cancel anytime) |
$2,500–$14,500/mo |
| YEAR-1 TOTAL | $53,000–$235,000 | $8,250–$8,500 (audit + onboarding + 12mo retainer) |
$44,750–$226,750 |
Why we can charge less without delivering less: SideGuy's matrix generator ships 5,120+ indexable operator-honest pages in one morning. The chassis carries 80% of what agencies bill humans for. "No agency can work this effective and efficent · DON'T EVENT PLAY." · See Katie page for full breakdown →
What people are really trying to figure out
Most people searching this are trying to avoid three things:
- overpaying
- choosing the wrong option
- getting sold something they don't actually need
That's where SideGuy helps. We translate the issue into a clear next move.
Quick answer
When you're deciding about this, most people are stuck between proceed, wait, or explore alternatives. The right choice depends on your specific situation — budget, timeline, and what you're trying to avoid. Text PJ with your details and get a straight answer before committing.
You might need this if…
- You're stuck between two options and need an outside perspective
- Quotes seem high but you're not sure if that's normal
- The problem keeps getting worse and you need to decide now
You probably don't need help if…
- You've already done this before and know what to expect
- It's a simple, low-risk situation with one obvious solution
- You've gotten 3 similar quotes and they all make sense
Why people text SideGuy first
Most sites either drown you in jargon or push you toward a purchase. SideGuy is built for clarity before cost. You get a human-first read on the situation before making a bigger move.
Best next step
Text PJ your situation — what's broken, what quotes you've gotten, and what you're trying to avoid. You'll get a straight answer in minutes, not a sales pitch.
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What should I do first?
Get clear on the actual problem. Write down symptoms, when they started, and what you've already tried. That helps any expert give you better guidance.
How do I know if I'm overpaying?
Get 2-3 quotes and ask each provider to break down what you're paying for. Big price differences usually mean different scopes of work, not price gouging.
Can I handle this myself?
Depends on complexity, risk, and your time. If it's simple and low-risk, DIY saves money. If it's technical or dangerous, hiring a pro is cheaper than fixing your mistakes.
Clarity before cost
If you're stuck between options, send PJ the details. A quick outside read can save you money, time, and a bad decision.
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