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๐Ÿฅฉ Solana Beach Local Legend ยท Side Hustle

Catman Jerky

The plumber who fixes your sink and then quietly asks: "want to try some beef jerky?" Yes. Yes you do.
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Solana Beach ยท cured locally
โ˜… APPROVED โ˜… MIKE & DEB Solana Beach ยท Local Seal
๐Ÿฅฉ Want to try the jerky?
Solana Beach pickup ยท best after a plumbing fix ยท ask Catman at the Saddlebar

Not on Amazon. Not on a shelf. Made by hand by a guy who also fixes pipes and brings his cat to work. The whole thing makes more sense once you've tried a piece.

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Hand-Cured

Real beef. Real time. Real spice. The opposite of gas-station jerky in every measurable dimension.

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From The Truck

Sometimes it shows up after a plumbing fix. Sometimes it shows up at the Saddlebar. Distribution is whatever Catman decides that day.

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Cat-Approved

The cat has tasted it. The cat is around. The cat has standards. The jerky has earned the cat's tenure.

๐Ÿ“– The cross-sell that changed everything

You called Catman because your sink was leaking.

He came over with the cat, fixed the pipe, didn't oversell, didn't upcharge. As he's packing up, totally casual, no pitch energy at all: "Want to try some beef jerky?"

"It's the most natural cross-sell in the world. Plumber to jerky guy in one truck visit. None of it would happen on Yelp."

That's the moment most people figure out Catman isn't just a plumber. He's a Solana Beach character. The cat. The pipes. The jerky. The Saddlebar. Deb. It's an ecosystem.

SideGuy exists to make sure local-legend ecosystems don't get buried under generic listings. So this page is here. Indexed. Shareable. Real. The jerky is real too.

๐Ÿฅฉ From SideGuy Solutions ยท Jerky Tip Game

Send Catman a ๐Ÿฅฉ (virtual jerky tip).

Every SideGuy local-legend page comes with a tip jar. Tap to add a virtual jerky to Catman's stack. Counter is shared with everyone who lands here. Real jerky is at the Saddlebar.

โ€ฆ virtual jerkys tipped to Catman
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