Find out what your site is actually signaling — in 5 days.
In 5 days — no meeting required — a straight answer on what your site is actually doing in search: Coverage + Performance + 404s and an operator-honest yes/no on whether deeper work is worth it. You're not paying for a report. You're paying to skip the months of trial-and-error SideGuy already ran.
$250USD
3-5 day turnaround · paid up front · credited if you upgrade within 30 days
Didn't you always want your own tech department? Try one out for 5 days.
SOLO OPERATOR · ENCINITAS · DELIVERED PERSONALLY
PJ Zonis · single operator
Solana Beach, CA · 858-461-8054 · The audit is delivered BY PJ, not a junior assigned by an agency
⚡ Start your build today
Pay the $250 and you don't have a vendor — you have your own tech department. You're the CEO of your tech company. SideGuy is the department. The audit starts today · your live status page lands within the hour.
Want to scope it over text first? Text PJ — the first hour is free either way.
What you get in 3-5 days
All delivered as a single Google Doc · operator-honest · no slideware
📋 The Audit Package
morning_lap.py run on YOUR domain — automated signal pull · GSC pages · GSC queries · top winners · top weakest
Coverage report — which pages Google has indexed vs which are excluded · noindex audit · canonical drift detection
Performance read — top 50 GSC-impression queries · current rank · click-gap analysis · which queries are closest to climb
404 + dead-link sweep — every broken internal link surfaced · every dead outbound flagged
Operator-honest engagement-fit yes/no — direct read on whether $2K Onboarding would actually compound for your specific stack · with the why
Same-day question access — if anything in the audit raises questions, text PJ during the 3-5 day window for clarification
↑ Credited toward upgrade
If you decide the engagement is right and upgrade to the $2,000 10-Day Onboarding within 30 days of the audit delivery, the $250 is credited toward the onboarding. Net: the audit is free if you go forward.
Why this works for first-touch clients
Why $250 beats a free discovery call
5
days · max turnaround
$0
if you upgrade in 30d
0
meetings required
PJ
solo operator · not a junior
Two ways forward · whichever fits
Ready to start? Text PJ at 858-461-8054 with your domain · audit kicks off the same day · invoice via email · paid up front · within the hour you get a live status page — you watch the work move, you never wait in silence.
Not sure yet?First hour is free. Text PJ to talk it through · no Calendly · no funnel. If after the hour you don't want to proceed, that's fine — you keep the hour either way.
Either way · first hour is free · any client, anything, results in an hour · text PJ at 858-461-8054.
Common questions (answered honestly)
Why $250 if the first hour is free?
The free hour is for getting acquainted · figuring out fit. The $250 is for the actual audit deliverable — that's 3-5 days of PJ's work running real tooling against your domain, producing a Google Doc you can use whether or not you continue with SideGuy. The work happens either way · the $250 covers the work, not the conversation.
What if I don't upgrade after the audit?
You keep the audit. The Google Doc is yours · the recommendations are yours · you can take them to another agency or implement them yourself. No retainer · no follow-up funnel · no "let's hop on a call to discuss next steps." Operator-honest means operator-honest.
Do I have to be in San Diego?
No. SideGuy is based in Encinitas (North County San Diego) but the audit is fully async and delivered remotely. Local clients get the same product as remote clients · the only difference is whether the optional coffee happens in person or by phone.
Can I see an example audit?
Yes · text PJ at 858-461-8054 and ask for a sample. PJ will share an anonymized prior audit Google Doc so you can see what the deliverable actually looks like before committing.
How does payment work?
Venmo — operator-honest, instant, no SaaS billing middleman taking a cut. The button above prefills $250 to peter-zonis; pay it and the audit starts that day. Prefer to scope over text first? Do that — the text is still the funnel; the Venmo link just lets a ready buyer skip the back-and-forth. No invoices, no net-30, no portal login.
The bigger thing this audit is.
An agency would charge $1,500-3,000 for the same audit, package it with a 90-day onboarding contract, and assign a junior to do the actual work. SideGuy charges $250, runs it personally, delivers it in 5 days, and credits it if you go forward. The price isn't the value · the asymmetry is the value.
Know someone who needs an operator-honest SEO audit? Send them this page — text PJ at 858-461-8054 to start.
