Swarm Queue

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TL;DR: Swarm Queue — direct read from a single operator. Below: the actual answer (no fluff), what most articles miss, and the path forward — including when to skip the rest of the read and just text PJ at 858-461-8054.
Helped people with this exact issue recently · single operator · no funnel
Updated Apr 23, 2026 · 05:44 AM · run python3 tools/worksheet/generate.py to refresh
Swarm Stats
207,080
Pages upgraded
1,048
Batches run
0
Running now
8
Queued
Task Queue — 14 total · 6 done · 0 running · 8 pending
Winner bot — top 10 rewrites (lap run) high
python3 tools/improve-bot/improve.py --run --top 10 --commit
done
Ship028 — North County geo pages (12 new) high
python3 _ship028_north_county.py
done
CTR fix — position-1 pages title rewrite high
python3 tools/improve-bot/improve.py --run --ctr-fix --commit
done
Ship026 — 29K pages interlinked (13 clusters) high
python3 _ship026_interlink.py
done
6 premium outreach pages built + index high
python3 tools/outreach-builder/build.py
done
S3 sync — 28K interlinked pages pushed live high
aws s3 sync ... --size-only
done
GoDaddy SSL cert — verify root domain 301 works high
curl -sI https://www.sideguysolutions.com/ | head -3
pending
Rotate IAM credentials (exposed in chat) high
aws iam create-access-key --user-name sideguy-deploy
pending
Submit sitemap to GSC after S3 migration medium
open https://search.google.com/search-console
pending
Ship026 — re-interlink after new geo pages added medium
python3 _ship026_interlink.py
pending
Add 4 more outreach verticals (hospitality, staffing, logistics, nonprofit) medium
python3 tools/outreach-builder/build.py --expand
pending
Winner bot — next round after GSC refresh medium
python3 tools/improve-bot/improve.py --run --top 10 --commit
pending
Import fresh GSC data → run improve bot low
cp ~/Downloads/gsc-*.zip data/ && python3 tools/improve-bot/improve.py --run --top 20 --commit
pending
Drop Sophia Trunzo comment on LinkedIn (page is live) low
manual — sideguysolutions.com/shareables/sophia-trunzo.html
pending
Recent Commits
40d83f7d324 outreach: 6 premium build pages + index + swarm queue system
54eaf4527fd bot: improve top 3 GSC opportunity pages
cf9e47e5036 bot: improve top 3 GSC opportunity pages
ffe9288b153 ship026: interlink 29K pages into decision network (13 topic clusters)
e672bcc038a bot: winner mode — pushed 4 near-page-1 pages
837b9ea1134 ctr: sharper titles + meta on 5 position-1 pages (0-click fix)
91c2c0a1a97 shareables: fix non-www image/link URLs across all 58 pages
ec299be4c90 shareables: universal share button + content-type fixes; homepage text legibility
eaee7604a38 restore index.html — winner bot corruption fix
ae9617bd6cb bot: winner mode — pushed 3 near-page-1 pages
Edit swarm/queue.json to add tasks · The swarm never stops · sideguysolutions.com

When to text PJ about Swarm Queue

Yes — text now

  • You've read 2-3 articles, still don't know what to do
  • About to spend $500+ on a tool / contractor / build
  • Want a 30-second sanity check from someone not selling you
  • Local to North County San Diego (faster routing depth)

No — figure it out

  • You haven't tried the obvious built-in fix yet
  • Looking for a free template you can DIY in 10 min
  • Just casually browsing, no real decision pending
  • Need a service we don't actually route (we'll say so)
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