Let SideGuy work for you.
Or just have some fun.
Two doors. Same operator. Pick whichever fits where you are right now — and if neither fits, you can leave. No funnel, no follow-up sequence, no decks.
PJ · Cardiff operator · 858-461-8054
Let SideGuy work for you.
You're an operator. You have a real problem. You'd rather text someone who'll actually solve it than fill out a contact form for a "discovery call."
- Decision layer before payment
- Operator-translation layer for AI tools
- Custom landing pages that catch real intent
- Async, text-first, no SOWs
Make my friend smile.
You don't need help with efficiency. You just want a custom shareable for someone who matters — a real person, indexed forever, designed by hand. You'd be short a bag of laughs without it.
- Custom recipient page, ~10-min turnaround
- Their name, their story, their visuals
- Live URL they can share + show off
- Flower bouquet game baked in
Either door, the answer is the same number: 858-461-8054. Either door, you're texting PJ, not a chatbot. Either door, it's shoot and shave — never spray and pray.
The fun door is already running.
Real recipient pages built for real people in PJ's network this week. Each took ~10 minutes because the architecture is baked in like a seasoned pan from Lou Malnati's.