Comic-Con takes over downtown July 22-26: on the order of 130,000 badge holders plus the unbadged wave that comes for the scene, all funneling through Gaslamp and East Village on overloaded cellular. That crowd will try to find you, book you, and pay you, and any broken link fails during a month of volume compressed into five days. For $150, same day, I test every customer-facing flow like a real attendee (payments, bookings, contact buttons, Google hours, QR codes, mobile checkout) and hand you a ranked fix list, quick fixes done on the spot. Text 858-461-8054 by Tuesday and it's done before preview night.
The stress test is scheduled. July 22, downtown, everyone at once. The only question is whether your systems meet it checked or unchecked.
| System | What I test |
|---|---|
| Payment links | Every pay/deposit/order link clicked through to completion on mobile |
| Booking + reservation forms | Submitted end to end, confirmations verified, date-picker sanity for show-week dates |
| Contact buttons | Call, text, email, directions: every button pressed on a real phone |
| Google Business Profile | Hours vs your ACTUAL show-week hours, menu/booking links, the #1 silent killer during events |
| Mobile speed on congested cellular | Convention crowds saturate downtown towers; a site that needs 8 seconds loses to the one next door |
| QR / menu / order codes | Every posted code scanned fresh; dead QR codes love convention week |
| Follow-up flow | What happens after someone reaches out mid-rush, does anything answer |
| Step | What happens |
|---|---|
| 1 · Text | 858-461-8054 with your business name. Two questions back, that's the intake |
| 2 · Same-day check | 60-90 minutes, done like a real customer, nothing needed from you |
| 3 · The fix list | Ranked by what loses money first · five-minute fixes done on the spot |
| 4 · Done before preview night | Text by Tuesday, checked before Wednesday's wave |
No retainer, no meeting, no agency. The same check that's running for Del Mar's opening weekend, pointed at downtown's biggest week. If everything passes, you get it in writing and pour drinks all weekend. If something's broken, you'll know while there's still time to fix it.
Convention week is the best diagnostic your business gets all year. If the checked systems held while the block was slammed, imagine them maintained year-round by the same operator, at operator-honest prices.