🔧 Decision Packet — Plumbing
Emergency or Can It Wait?
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The difference between a $180 fix and a $6,000 water damage claim — it is usually a 20-minute decision.
Decision Packet — Plumbing
✓ Signal
Emergency Signs
Active water flow, sewage smell, hot water heater leak, or wet ceiling: call now.
✓ Signal
Can Wait Signs
Slow drain, running toilet, dripping faucet: schedule for business hours. Save $150 in OT.
✓ Signal
Shutoff First
Know your main shutoff before panic. Every SD homeowner should know this in 60 seconds.
✓ Signal
After-Hours Math
Emergency plumber premium: $120–$250 extra. Worth it for active leaks. Not for slow drains.
🔁 The Loop
Plumbing panic → decision clarity → right response
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